You surely wouldn’t want to get that purse wet or you’d have to be seen buying another one, sally.
Fuck Your Umbrella
If you're carrying an umbrella in NYC, you're probably an asshole.
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Today’s forecast: Sort of cloudy or whatever with a 100% chance that this asshole will not care that sidewalks are for sharing.
You’re damn right those are God’s tears falling. Probably after seeing this fugly Furberry umbrella.
This is what happens when the cross Jesus died on has sex with an oriental hand fan made in Chinatown.
Oh, sweet! This ninja umbrella would have totally came in handy in 2008 when ninjas were cool! Douche.
How to be an asshole: there’s an app for that.
It’s pretty obvious this hoe gets rained on a lot.
“Oh, this umbrella? My six cats helped me pick it out. It’s purrrrfect. Sorry, gotta run or I’ll miss Rachel Ray!”
I wanted to point out that this guy is an asshole and that he bought a green umbrella because he loves the freakin’ Jets, but that was just being redundant.
