Fuck Your Umbrella


If you're carrying an umbrella in NYC, you're probably an asshole.

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People say you're an Asshole


W a i t   f o r   i t …

W a i t   f o r   i t …

People say you're an Asshole


YES! FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!

YES! FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!

People say you're an Asshole


“I bet this briefcase will be great for smashing babies off the sidewalk.”

“I bet this briefcase will be great for smashing babies off the sidewalk.”

People say you're an Asshole


May the force be with anyone who passes this asshole on the street. When you carry this galactic piece of shit, you deserve to be pushed in front of a Landspeeder.

May the force be with anyone who passes this asshole on the street. When you carry this galactic piece of shit, you deserve to be pushed in front of a Landspeeder.

People say you're an Asshole


Quick! Send this asshole to Hawai’i to deflect the tsunami!

Quick! Send this asshole to Hawai’i to deflect the tsunami!

People say you're an Asshole


It’s a coffee cart. Not a golf cart, asshole.

It’s a coffee cart. Not a golf cart, asshole.

People say you're an Asshole


“Later, I’ll show you how I piss off more pedestrians when I  do unexpected 180s into traffic while talking on my cell phone.”

“Later, I’ll show you how I piss off more pedestrians when I do unexpected 180s into traffic while talking on my cell phone.”

People say you're an Asshole


If you can’t find a reason to hate these two, we can’t be friends.

If you can’t find a reason to hate these two, we can’t be friends.

People say you're an Asshole