Fuck Your Umbrella
If you're carrying an umbrella in NYC, you're probably an asshole.
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This is what happens when the cross Jesus died on has sex with an oriental hand fan made in Chinatown.
Oh, sweet! This ninja umbrella would have totally came in handy in 2008 when ninjas were cool! Douche.
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