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Fuck Your Umbrella
If you're carrying an umbrella in NYC, you're probably an asshole.
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W a i t f o r i t …
YES! FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!
“I bet this briefcase will be great for smashing babies off the sidewalk.”
May the force be with anyone who passes this asshole on the street. When you carry this galactic piece of shit, you deserve to be pushed in front of a Landspeeder.
Quick! Send this asshole to Hawai’i to deflect the tsunami!
It’s a coffee cart. Not a golf cart, asshole.
“Later, I’ll show you how I piss off more pedestrians when I do unexpected 180s into traffic while talking on my cell phone.”
If you can’t find a reason to hate these two, we can’t be friends.
