Bitches better stay off my block.
Fuck Your Umbrella
If you're carrying an umbrella in NYC, you're probably an asshole.
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Wearing all brown and topping it off with a huge black umbrella certainly won’t get this cat in GQ. But maybe they’re running editorial on assholes.
If it’s ‘Raining on Sunday’ this homeboy better get to church and pray to the high heavens that our lord doesn’t hate assholes.
The SNOWPOCALYPSE is here! Get out your contemptible, piece-of-shit umbrella and protect yourself from the not rain!
You surely wouldn’t want to get that purse wet or you’d have to be seen buying another one, sally.
Today’s forecast: Sort of cloudy or whatever with a 100% chance that this asshole will not care that sidewalks are for sharing.
You’re damn right those are God’s tears falling. Probably after seeing this fugly Furberry umbrella.
This is what happens when the cross Jesus died on has sex with an oriental hand fan made in Chinatown.
Oh, sweet! This ninja umbrella would have totally came in handy in 2008 when ninjas were cool! Douche.
