If you’re carrying an umbrella in NYC, you’re probably an asshole. Send pictures to rain.immortality@gmail.com var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6394671-3"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @fuckyourumbrella)http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1881Lm2k1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wait for it…</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/437391838http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/437391838Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:43:13 -0500oh pleaseoh boychristmaswish listcould this be it?miracles do happenbikeassholerevenge<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1863F4mH1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>W a i t   f o r   i t …</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/437390002http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/437390002Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:42:02 -0500oh manso closepleaseyeschristmas giftjesus existswish came true<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz183fQbYV1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>YES! FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/437387108http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/437387108Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:40:27 -0500YESassholedeliverybikepwnagewreckjustice<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytpia0O521qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I bet this briefcase will be great for smashing babies off the sidewalk.”</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/428686748http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/428686748Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:15:46 -0500financedouchebriefcaseumbrellahugeannoyingobnoxious<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrulijRCi1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>May the force be with anyone who passes this asshole on the street. When you carry this galactic piece of shit, you deserve to be pushed in front of a Landspeeder.</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/426635502http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/426635502Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:10:29 -0500asshole,umbrella,dark sidelandspeedergalaxyannoyingdeath star<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyj6lvAmmK1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Quick! Send this asshole to Hawai’i to deflect the tsunami!</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/416625931http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/416625931Sat, 27 Feb 2010 21:51:31 -0500assholehugeobnoxiousfinance douchetrenchcoathawaiitsunami<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyejodPx0N1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s a coffee cart. Not a golf cart, asshole.</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/411226673http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/411226673Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:45:00 -0500asshole,golf,coffee cartput it awayannoyingget out of the waystay home<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kycw2mnjlz1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Later, I’ll show you how I piss off more pedestrians when I do unexpected 180s into traffic while talking on my cell phone.”</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/409329664http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/409329664Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:18:22 -0500assholeasshole coupleobliviouspedestrians180cell phone<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky44jrNOvH1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If you can’t find a reason to hate these two, we can’t be friends.</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/399366975http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/399366975Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:43:03 -0500it's not rainingassholesblackmoronsumbrellaobnoxious<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky1ss27QFG1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bitches better stay off my block.</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/396864318http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/396864318Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:33:38 -0500umbrellabitchesassholeskeep it realmy blockmy hood<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky062wXABY1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wearing all brown and topping it off with a huge black umbrella certainly won’t get this cat in GQ. But maybe they’re running editorial on assholes.</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/395173226http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/395173226Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:25:44 -0500assholebrown with blackumbrellabrownblackGQeditorial<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxrllusXy51qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If it’s ‘Raining on Sunday’ this homeboy better get to church and pray to the high heavens that our lord doesn’t hate assholes.</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/386714407http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/386714407Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:22:42 -0500assholeumbrellarainingsundaylameannoyingobnoxious<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxn04g8ytC1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The SNOWPOCALYPSE is here! Get out your contemptible, piece-of-shit umbrella and protect yourself from the not rain!</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/382107690http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/382107690Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:48:16 -0500black,piece of shit,snowsnowpocalypsenot rainassholecontemptibleannoying<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwtsl6CvHA1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You surely wouldn’t want to get that purse wet or you’d have to be seen buying another one, sally.</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/353266120http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/353266120Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:15:06 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwo56qzuAY1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Today’s forecast: Sort of cloudy or whatever with a 100% chance that this asshole will not care that sidewalks are for sharing.</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/347908651http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/347908651Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:00:39 -0500assholeumbrellablackwall streetsharingignorant<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwm1elCUCg1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You’re damn right those are God’s tears falling. Probably after seeing this fugly Furberry umbrella.</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/346272648http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/346272648Thu, 21 Jan 2010 13:43:34 -0500furberryuglyannoyinggodtearsgod crying<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwibx010Qw1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is what happens when the cross Jesus died on has sex with an oriental hand fan made in Chinatown.</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/342972370http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/342972370Tue, 19 Jan 2010 13:41:00 -0500jesushand fanorientalasiancrossumbrellauglybitchpiece of shit<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwb5xzSkRL1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh, sweet! This ninja umbrella would have totally came in handy in 2008 when ninjas were cool! Douche.</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/336308861http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/336308861Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:49:11 -0500umbrella2008assholeswordninjatoollameannoyingunnecessary<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwb5q0ICH21qzcxjco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>How to be an asshole: there’s an app for that.</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/336303104http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/336303104Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:44:00 -0500blackumbrellaassholetextingsmart phone<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw796jNb7z1qzcxjco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s pretty obvious this hoe gets rained on a lot.</p>http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/332724743http://www.fuckyourumbrella.com/post/332724743Wed, 13 Jan 2010 14:07:07 -0500hoeumbrellamake it raingreenannoyingpacman